Time for a break from all the finding your joy stuff I usually blather on about. Let’s have some fun! What would you add to the list?
- I’m so glad we spent a month studying Marbury v. Madison in law school. I use that case every day in my practice.
- We do really crap work when we’re sleep deprived. Everyone on this project has to go home by 9pm, and no working at home after that!
- My admin has really been busting her hump lately. I need to get her a spa package to let her know how much I appreciate her work and dedication.
- Billable hours are stupid and dysfunctional, and our clients hate them. By the end of this year we are going to come up with a compensation structure that rewards efficiency, creative problem-solving, and taking the time to train and mentor. No matter what.
- It really doesn’t matter if I make $850K or $1 million. I’d rather we partners not take more profits so we can keep associate and paralegal jobs.
- I don’t need explanations of edits and face time to learn how to practice law. That’s what monthly emails forwarded from the senior associate are for.
- I tell every college student I run into that they should consider law school. It’s an underrated bargain.
- You know, opposing counsel is totally in the right here. We’ve got to tell our client to stop acting like a prick.
- I’m going to donate my $50K bonus to the homeless.
- Understanding the ownership rules of the feudal land system has improved my life immeasurably.
- The important thing here is that we all did our best.
- You’ve had this 10-year anniversary vacation booked with your wife for 6 months? I had no idea. I’ll find someone else to take on this emergency project.
- I love my job so much I’d do it for free.
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